Welcome to my mind

Hello!! This is a multiple fandom blog with a bit of oddity thrown in, enjoy your stay ;) Allons-y and remember winter is coming :)
  • Me: *handles mutilation
  • Me: *handles beheading
  • Me: *handles lobster fingering
  • Me: *cannot handle Twisty the Clown

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

(via jackjackandfinnfinn)